Justin;

silenthill:

me: reads you the wrong horoscope

you: omg that is so me!

me: :)

(via trust)

thethirdreel:

it’s almost time to not get kissed under the mistletoe and not get kissed on new years

(via fag)

novub:

it appears that i am… (adjusts glasses) (flips through pages of memo pad) (presses fingers to temples) (sweats) (whispers) …. gay

(via nippleicious)

majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

(via cartel)

share:

when you’re starving but all the plates are dirty

(via humorful)

falterer:

lesshi:

cknd:

Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else’s by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction.

How high are you

I think he has to smoke a lot of weed.  ( ≖.≖) I mean, look at his blog, it’s dope as fuck.

(via communistbakery-deactivated2017)

chickenuqqet:

when you see a cute guy and you’re with your pretty friend

(via sextnoise)